Scott 1000 Trusted Clean Toilet Paper, 32 Rolls, Septic-Safe, 1-Ply Toilet Tissue

It's Scott TP. Large number of sheets and septic safe. If you not used Scott TP, it is basic,none of the extra ply thick soft stuff with lint. In the larger box are 4 wrapped packs of 8 rolls. None of the rolls are individually wrapped.

Before discovering this oddly comforting dialectic of smooth purpose and coarse texture I was not fully conscious…I was merely lying, languishing, in the trough, twixt the swells of pain and the crests of pleasure. However now, after discovering that blessed wonder that is “multi-packed Scott Single-Ply Toilet Paper(™️)”, I have become ACUTELY aware of this dichotomy as I frequently sit, awaiting in anguished wonder and anticipation, the 40-grit swipe of it, in my right hand…across the, uh, hinterlands of my, err, passing, ass it were.It combines the “thrill of victory” with the “agony of defeat” and brings home, in a way that a very few things in our modern, homogenized lives and world can do, these simple, yet universal truths: 1) Life is pain, suffering, if you will, 2) That pain has a cause…a point of genesis, 3) That pain…that suffering…has a solution, an endgame, and 4) This stuff certainly isn’t it. What it IS, though, is a modern day hair-shirt, a method of atonement for one’s own perceived infractions through a consciously self-inflicted penance that can be achieved, ALMOST bloodlessly, in the privacy of your own home AND whilst maintaining the inherent dignity of sitting upon your porcelain throne. A true Zazen experience…(a little pun).

I repeated to buy this product many time already. really good price.